Ulcerative Colitis: it’s why an unopened bag of lingerie makes me cry.

I’m not the one with Ulcerative Colitis (UC), before you ask. I’m not the immediate sufferer. Keeping in mind that the one with UC (my new spouse) suffers more than I ever will, I’m going to go ahead and point out that more people suffer with it than just the one bleeding and groaning while … More Ulcerative Colitis: it’s why an unopened bag of lingerie makes me cry.

Make your own wine

And I promise, it’s not the cloudy pruno shit you see on Pinterest. Wine is a marriage of art and science. Remember this. So you have no idea where to start. There are 239,572,294 books on the subject. The options for “starter kits” online are vast, leaving you with more questions than answers. None of … More Make your own wine

Getting my kids to the bus stop is like preparing the Titanic for a voyage.

And I yell a lot. I don’t mean to be a psychotic bitch to my children in the mornings, it just comes out of nowhere like that iceberg did. And I’m just as helpless to stop it. I need to get them up at 6 so that we can leave the house by 7:20 and … More Getting my kids to the bus stop is like preparing the Titanic for a voyage.

Dear neighbors who hate me and my wild monkey spawn;

Dear neighbor, I’m sorry that we got off to a bad start. Despite my best efforts to be in the good graces of all who reside in this beautiful slice of what would otherwise be considered hillbilly town, my children’s bus stop being at your corner home and your seemingly low tolerance for anything under … More Dear neighbors who hate me and my wild monkey spawn;