I’m not the one with Ulcerative Colitis (UC), before you ask. I’m not the immediate sufferer. Keeping in mind that the one with UC (my new spouse) suffers more than I ever will, I’m going to go ahead and point out that more people suffer with it than just the one bleeding and groaning while … More Ulcerative Colitis: it’s why an unopened bag of lingerie makes me cry.
And I promise, it’s not the cloudy pruno shit you see on Pinterest. Wine is a marriage of art and science. Remember this. So you have no idea where to start. There are 239,572,294 books on the subject. The options for “starter kits” online are vast, leaving you with more questions than answers. None of … More Make your own wine
Windows 10 is definitely not chocolate. It’s shit. I always come across some weird problem that Google can’t fix. And then I fix it on my own out of pure luck. This post is for all the Google-fu people out there who aren’t finding their answers. Maybe my solution will be it. I am not … More Weird Win10 problems fixed
And I yell a lot. I don’t mean to be a psychotic bitch to my children in the mornings, it just comes out of nowhere like that iceberg did. And I’m just as helpless to stop it. I need to get them up at 6 so that we can leave the house by 7:20 and … More Getting my kids to the bus stop is like preparing the Titanic for a voyage.
Dear neighbor, I’m sorry that we got off to a bad start. Despite my best efforts to be in the good graces of all who reside in this beautiful slice of what would otherwise be considered hillbilly town, my children’s bus stop being at your corner home and your seemingly low tolerance for anything under … More Dear neighbors who hate me and my wild monkey spawn;