So lately, I dunno what it is, but my mortality has been weighing heavily on me, and it’s definitely shit (not chocolate). Maybe I’m having a midlife crisis. Maybe I’ve truly come to embrace my atheism and the fact that there is no afterlife, only the existential black hole that can be called “ceasing … More My mortality is haunting me.
Look, I get it, wine is intimidating. You see people holding the glass just so and sniffing and swirling and dropping terms like “mouthfeel” and “jammy” with their noses in the air. You go to a restaurant and get recommendations from special people called sommeliers who are infinitely more intelligent and sophisticated than you … More Wine Snobbery is Bullshit: From a Wine Snob.
So we all have that one child that we’ll never understand. Mine is the middle child. And what I understand the least about her is why she can’t flush the goddamn toilet. I know it’s her. She denies it until she’s blue in the face. She sneaks about, attempting to be the phantom pooper. But … More Why can’t she flush the goddamn toilet?